well, i guess we have been avoiding it long enough. theres that new dog, oliver. i mean, he’s ok. but king, you are still way better than him. just you know, make sure you always take up more space on the bed, cuz YOU WERE HERE FIRST. you’ve got infinity dibs.
kIng, i know the new puppy is a bit of a wimp, but you don’t have to always out-masculine him. give the guy a break.
well you wouldn’t HAVE to have a bath if you’d stop rolling around in the dirt under the fucking porch, king! i know you think you are a dog, but word to the wise: DOGS GET MORE BATHS THAN CATS. So keep it up and see where it gets you.
Baby, I am so in love with all of the best things in my life and you are my number one. Thanks for being my smelliest love.
but the Ayahuasca was for our vision quest vacation in mexico, King, not for random january day timez.
there are no deep mind interlords coming to steal your official 2013 calendar water world magic carpet space ship. king? KING? OVER HERE! don’t go altered states on me baby! BABY! snap out of it!
i am NOT making fun of your wittle wisp, baby. i think its super cute! Happy new Years to you, too! I WUV yOU!!!!!!!
king, sitting on the san andreas fault line might not keep it from sliding into the ocean, but i sure do appreciate the lengths you are willing to go to for snuggle time. maybe if you keep giving those plates the stink eye, they will stop trying to be so tectonic.
perhaps THIS could help you with your mission
oh fuuuck that. i call BULLSHIT on the “don’t disturb me while i’m cooking for you” shit.
you are in no WAY cooking for me, you are napping on the fuckign pilot light. do you think i was born fucking yesterday? ! SHOW ME THE RECIPE!